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Clean my penis
Right nut
Left nut

be-happy-and-laugh:

lettuce go on a walk

unpossibly:

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daerdric:

cuntcandy:

What lol

ive done so much research on this. turns out they were supposedly on a drug that causes your body temperature to increase (hence the reason they were naked) and also causes them to lash out and eat the flesh of others, but the miami police are trying to keep it confidential. So no one really knows the full story, but if this is the start of a zombie apocalypse then im fucking excited

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capitolgoods:

enemy-of-the-capitol:

I don’t even know what I just did.

Reblog, go on your blog, and click the triangle.

I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS

this is legit so sick.

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